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The last thing we want to see when we’re trying to catch up on the latest episode of Loose Women is a pair of testicles stuck to the pleather sofa. Take naps in a cabin, not in the lounge area It’s a haven of quick lays and even quicker orgasms – so don’t be surprised if the only proposal you get is ‘sit on my face?’ – but it’s still a ring right? Similarly, chasing down that number like a mad Britney fan after an autograph will kill his erection quicker than your towel weave. Saunas are places where guys come to jerk off, not marry off. Just be prepared to be a social pariah for a short while after.
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Unless, of course, it’s something totally hilarious or scandalous, in which case get names and update your Facebook status/ sex blog ASAP. What happens in the sauna, stays in the sauna…… Not only do they give the impression that a bitch is way too prepared for that shit, they’re also unsightly. Flip-flops are the crocs of the sauna world The same goes for towel weave…Īs fierce as you may feel when you step out of the shower with a towel twisted into an Amy Winehouse beehive, that shit is NOT gonna fly in Pleasuredrome – it really doesn’t – we’ve tried! 3. And flashing your Angelina leg through the slit on your ‘skirt’ just makes everyone else want to sew their slits up. We’ve seen sauna towels turned into everything from high-waisted pencils to crop skirts more revealing than a Paris Hilton g-string. Getting creative with your towel, will not get you laid… ¨Saunas are places where guys come to jerk off, not marry off.¨ 10 TIPS TO PERFECT SAUNA ETIQUETTE 1.
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There’s nothing worse than pulling a bloke with rimming breath. The journey home without iMusic will be hell.īetter to be safe than sorry – #JustSaying There’s a possibility that in all the darkness you’ll lose track of time – or even days. Enjoy!įor the vending machine – all that pumping away is thirsty work. And so, to help you negotiate the many options available to us in London – the world’s ‘Greatest Gay City’ (coz QX said so, innit) – here’s our sauna guide. Oh yes, saunas really have so many benefits for all sorts of reasons.